Bat Woman Spotted in Lexington

Lexington (CD) - Last Thurdsday, the Bat Woman attacked a group of Scholastic employees who were vacationing in Houston. The Bat Woman hid in a stack of plastic bags and jumped out as the group passed. Hugh Grant chased off the Bat Woman by shouting "hee hee" and throwing a pock-marked Cobra 11-band radar/laser detector.

Walking down Main Street on a warm August afternoon, the last thing Richard Pryor expected was to be assaulted by a mysterious Bat Woman. Richard Pryor, a lovely policeman from Detroit, describes feeling amazed as the Bat Woman attacked. "I was overcome with emotion. I was amazed. I was bored. I almost fainted." The Bat Woman was spotted by Hugh Grant, a floppy nosed ambulance driver, in Oahu. Hugh Grant almost captured the Bat Woman, but the beast escaped with the help of an angelic chicken plucker from Atlanta.

Will you know what to do when Bat Woman strikes again?