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2007-04-27

Banff Woman to Wed Self

Paula Cole claims that she has found the secret for a happy marriage - she's marrying herself on her 60th birthday. The Banff native says that she plans to exchange vows with herself in the mirror. The ceremony will include a wedding gown, decorative vases, a traditional cake, and a choir singing "It's Only Make Believe."

Correction: Our article about Jewish burial customs contained an error: Mourners' clothing is rent - that is, torn - not rented.