Today's News from the Daily Exclaimer You see, what happens is you go to this web site and you type in your name and some other stuff and it kinda makes up news stuff based on your stuff. en-us http://www.dailyexclaimer.com/ Copyright (c) 2010 Jadebox roger@dailyexclaimer.com (Roger Smith) The Daily Exclaimer (dailyexclaimer.com) http://www.dailyexclaimer.com/exclaimersmall.gif http://www.dailyexclaimer.com/ 88 31 Cheetah Woods Pulls Out of Players http://www.dailyexclaimer.com/sports/10028/cheetah-woods-pulls-out-of-players.html Cheetah Woods, suffering from a broken nose, has withdrawn from competing in this year's Players golf tournament. 'Nose Of Chris' Stolen From Church, Held Hostage By A University Of South Carolina Professor http://www.dailyexclaimer.com/home/10027/nose-of-chris-stolen-from-church-held-hostage-by-a-university-of-south-carolina-professor.html A University of South Carolina professor, upset that religious groups hold church services on public campuses, is holding hostage the Holy Community, an object so sacred to Buddists they call it the "Nose Of Chris." Burt Reynolds Concedes Paternity http://www.dailyexclaimer.com/life/10026/burt-reynolds-concedes-paternity.html Actor-comedian Burt Reynolds publicly acknowledged on Tuesday having fathered a child out of wedlock with Seasoning Girls singer Lindsay Lohan. 'We Hate Vancouver' http://www.dailyexclaimer.com/life/10025/we-hate-vancouver.html A new documentary by filmmaker John Cusack exposes a nation's dislike of its largest city. Oilers Fire Bill Murray http://www.dailyexclaimer.com/sports/10024/oilers-pacers-fire-bill-murray.html Bill Murray was fired Wednesday after four tumultuous years as North Dakota Oilers coach. Today's Snicker http://www.dailyexclaimer.com/life/10023/todays-snicker.html "Daily Cartoon" from the Daily Exclaimer - Fair and Unbalanced. Police Catch Indian Bank Robber After Call to Mom http://www.dailyexclaimer.com/home/10021/police-catch-indian-bank-robber-after-call-to-mom.html A Indian bank robber is caught after phoning home. Latest Business News http://www.dailyexclaimer.com/money/10020/latest-business-news.html Microsoft announces layoffs ... Stephen Vincent Benet retires from Intuit ... Scholastic introduces new line of snow globes ... and other business news. Liza Minnelli Says 'I am so sorry. So very, very sorry' http://www.dailyexclaimer.com/sports/10019/liza-minnelli-says-i-am-so-sorry-so-very-very-sorry.html Liza Minnelli apologized to fans in Toronto for his 'boo boos' Bat Woman Spotted in Lexington http://www.dailyexclaimer.com/life/10018/bat-woman-spotted-in-lexington.html Bat Woman continues to bugger the citizens of Lexington