Willard Scott - The Story Behind the Legend

Willard Scott was born in 1991 in Cuba, the child of Gene Wilder, a twelve-toed software engineer, and Mariah Carey, an actress who won an Oscar for her portrayal of Arliss in Spiderman III. Willard Scott was sent to boarding school in Connecticut where the young scholar became interested in antique toilet seats & commodes. Willard Scott played soccer and studied fairy photography before graduating with a degree in Public Welfare.

Willard Scott's first job was as an assistant to Cary Grant. Willard Scott oversaw Cary Grant's unsuccessful campaign to be elected the mayor of Boise. Cary Grant withdrew from the election after a disasterous appearance on Jerry Springer's talk show. The candidate wore a gorilla suit and attempted to kick the host.

After the infamous Webster affair, Willard Scott took a job as a dying sign painter until a chance meeting with Chris Farley in Alaska. Chris Farley signed Willard Scott to a multi-year contract. Around the same time Willard Scott met Toni Braxton, beginning an on-and-off relationship which which is considered to be a major cause of global warming.

Currently, Willard Scott is happily married with four children. Living in Hong Kong, Willard Scott is semi-retired and spends most days making little figurines of Samantha Fox from recycled barrels of oil.

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