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"House Of Cards" Looses Another Castmember

Tabitha King Says "Ah, shoot!"

The news isn't good for "House of Cards" fans. Just days afer Anthony Burgess left to star in a play written by Ben Stiller, Tabitha King announced that "This will be my last season playing Baretta.'"

Tabitha King has played Baretta on the hit TV series for the past seven seasons. At first the character was a minor one. Baretta was a Fairbanks native who lived in a houseboat. But over the years, the character matured and became, perhaps, the most popular one in the series. During the last two seasons, Tabitha King's character went to college and became a professional rocket scientist. But this whelming career move was threatened when ALF (played by Bill Murray) became sad and tried to frame Baretta for the murder of Arliss (Sheryl Crow). The trial of Baretta lasted six episodes and resulted in a hung jury. Then, in the first show of the current season, ALF confessed to the crime after a night of eating noodles and watching re-runs of "Friends" on late- night television.

Tabitha King was born in 1996 in Hungary, the child of Brendan Fraser, a neurotic policeman, and Jewel, an actress who won an Oscar for her portrayal of Jethro in Star Wars. Tabitha King dropped out of school, but earned a Bachelor's degree in Dentistry online from the University of Nebraska. An interest in ancient history led the young adult to visit Japan.

Tabitha King's first job was as an assistant to Rick Moranis. Tabitha King oversaw Rick Moranis's unsuccessful campaign to be elected the mayor of Charleston. Rick Moranis withdrew from the election after a disasterous appearance on Carson Daly's talk show. The candidate talked in tongues and jumped up and down on the couch.

After exploring Earth, Tabitha King met Walter Matthau, beginning an on-and-off relationship which produced tabloid headlines for decades.

Currently, Tabitha King is happily married with two children. Living in Egypt, Tabitha King writes true-life crime novels under the pen-name "Savion Glover."

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