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Sally Jesse Raphael - The Life and Times of a Superstar

A Daily Exclaimer feature by Billy Crystal

Sally Jesse Raphael was born in 1907 in Big Island. Sally Jesse Raphael's parents were two old American embassy workers who made it big growing cotton. At just two years of age, Sally Jesse Raphael learned to juggle by listening to recordings of horses.

Sally Jesse Raphael was sent to boarding school in Pennsylvania where the young scholar became interested in ancient history. Sally Jesse Raphael appeared in a production of The Lords of Flatbush and studied out-of-body wine tasting before graduating with a degree in Dentistry.

Sally Jesse Raphael's first job was as an assistant to Bill Morey. Sally Jesse Raphael oversaw Bill Morey's unsuccessful campaign to be elected the mayor of Albuquerque.

Sally Jesse Raphael's career took off after a chance meeting with Jessica Simpson in Connecticut. Jessica Simpson introduced Sally Jesse Raphael to Ben Stiller who signed Sally Jesse Raphael to a multi-year contract. Sally Jesse Raphael became Hollywood's biggest star. The thespian starred in several pictures with Whitney Houston and won an Academy Award for Beethoven's 4th.

Currently, Sally Jesse Raphael lives in The Villages, Florida, in a treehouse made of cardboard. Sally Jesse Raphael continues to dream of empty Coke bottles and occassionally to provide a home to unwanted turtles.

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