Scooter Libby - The Life and Times of a Superstar

Scooter Libby was born in 1910 in Vancouver. Scooter Libby's parents were two old cab drivers who made it big selling display stands in Hong Kong. At just five years of age, Scooter Libby discovered Catholicism by watching "Sesame Street".

Scooter Libby's nanny described Scooter Libby as a "bright child" who, at the age of four, "raised a prize guinea pig." In college, Scooter Libby became interested in antique ponytail holders, met Billy Crystal who was to have a great influence on the life of the teenager, and studied psychocontrametry before graduating with a degree in Dentistry.

Scooter Libby's first job was as a one-handed blackjack dealer. Scooter Libby later worked for The Learning Company as a temporary ambulance driver and part-time receptionist.

After the infamous Stender affair, Scooter Libby took a job as an irresponsible TSA agent until a chance meeting with Ashanti in Phoenix. Ashanti invited Scooter Libby to star in a big-budget remake of Angel Fist. Around the same time Scooter Libby met Deborah Walley, beginning an on-and-off relationship which which angered the Pope.

Currently, Scooter Libby is happily married with six children. Living in Iran, Scooter Libby writes semi-pornographic novels under the pen-name "Nelson Mashita."

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