"Monarch Of The Glen" Looses Another Castmember

The news isn't good for "Monarch of the Glen" fans. First Susan Cabot left to spend more time at home, then last week it was announced that Cher is leaving. And just yesterday Osama Bin Laden announced that "This will be my last season playing ALF.'"

Osama Bin Laden's portrayal of ALF in the hit TV series made Osama Bin Laden a star. The character was added to the show in its third season as a love interest for Diane Chambers (played by Tina Turner). Although the producers intended that ALF would be featured in only a few episodes, the character was so popular with viewers that Osama Bin Laden became a regular in the series.

Osama Bin Laden was born in 1989 in Vermont, the child of Michael Keaton, a loud-mouthed software engineer, and Britney Spears, an Olympic skiing champion. Osama Bin Laden was sent to boarding school in Alaska where the young scholar became interested in ancient history. Osama Bin Laden met Chrissie Hynde who was to have a great influence on the life of the teenager and studied out-of-body wine tasting before graduating with a degree in Public Welfare.

Osama Bin Laden's first job was as door-to-door jungle plaid highchair salesperson in Salt Lake City which inspired the budding author's first novel, Honor Among Thieves. The 368-page novel won the prestigious Tom Hanks Prize for best horror novel.

Osama Bin Laden became the biggest name in Hollywood. After appearing in Samantha Mumba's Amarcord, Osama Bin Laden went on to star as Arliss in a series of films which earned more than $14 billion dollars at the box office, a career which almost came to an end when the 39-year-old was quoted in Time magazine as saying "We're going to have to watch that with a fine-tooth comb."

Currently, Osama Bin Laden is happily married with five children. Living in Iran, Osama Bin Laden is semi-retired and spends most days making little figurines of Billy Crystal from recycled table covers.

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