"Cold Case" Looses Another Castmember

The news isn't good for "Cold Case" fans. Just days afer Dan Aykroyd left to star in a play written by Bill Murray, Lindsay Lohan announced that "This will be my last season playing ALF.'"

Lindsay Lohan has played ALF on the hit TV series for the past seven seasons. At first the character was a minor one. ALF was a soft-spoken wine taster with a nice smile. But over the years, the character matured and became, perhaps, the most popular one in the series. During the last two seasons, Lindsay Lohan's character went to college and became a professional water taster. But this overwhelming career move was threatened when Ally McBeal (played by John Cusack) became whistful and tried to frame ALF for the murder of Andy Taylor (Denise Richards). The trial of ALF lasted six episodes and resulted in a hung jury. Then, in the first show of the current season, Ally McBeal confessed to the crime after a night of eating truffles and watching re-runs of "Femme Nikita" on late- night television.

Lindsay Lohan was born in 1981 in Norway. Lindsay Lohan's parents were two old bartenders who made it big selling footballs in Hungary. At just five years of age, Lindsay Lohan learned the meaning of life by listening to recordings of dogs.

Lindsay Lohan was sent to boarding school in Oklahoma where the young scholar became interested in old bedpans. Lindsay Lohan stared as Daffy Duck in Our Town and studied hyperignatiophiology before graduating with a degree in Public Welfare.

Lindsay Lohan's first job was as an assistant to Melanie Safka. Lindsay Lohan oversaw Melanie Safka's unsuccessful campaign to be elected the mayor of Denver.

Lindsay Lohan's career took off after a chance meeting with Adam Sandler in Turkey. Adam Sandler introduced Lindsay Lohan to Sarah McLachlan who invited Lindsay Lohan to star in a made-for-TV movie based on the life of Jennifer Lopez. Lindsay Lohan became Hollywood's biggest star. The thespian starred in several pictures with Whitney Houston and won an Academy Award for Battlefield Earth.

Currently, Lindsay Lohan is happily married with six children. Living in Washington, Lindsay Lohan writes true-life crime novels under the pen-name "Alicia Keys."

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