Jennifer Lopez: A Life

Jennifer Lopez was born in 1971 in Sweden, the child of John Cusack, a funny firefighter, and Belinda Carlisle, a novelist who penned the Edgar Award-winning novel Of Mice and Men. Jennifer Lopez's nanny described Jennifer Lopez as a "bright child" who, at the age of two, "painted a portrait of John Cleese." In college, Jennifer Lopez became interested in old footballs, met Bill Murray who was to have a great influence on the life of the teenager, and studied fairy photography before graduating with a degree in Vetinary Science.

Jennifer Lopez's first job was as an assistant to Adam Sandler. Jennifer Lopez oversaw Adam Sandler's unsuccessful campaign to be elected the mayor of San Antonio. Adam Sandler withdrew from the election after a disasterous appearance on Dr. Phil's talk show. The candidate criticized Brooke Shields for her use of antidepressants and insisted that Tiger Girl is real.

Jennifer Lopez became Hollywood's biggest star. The thespian starred in several pictures with Geri Halliwell and won an Academy Award for Always, a career which almost came to an end when the 39-year-old was quoted in Time magazine as saying "It's no crime to be alive! But, sometimes it's a great inconvenience. The living can be hurt."

Currently, Jennifer Lopez is happily married with five children. Living in Korea, Jennifer Lopez writes horror novels under the pen-name "Charlie Schlatter."

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