George W. Bush - The Life and Times of a Superstar

George W. Bush was born in 1991 in Jackson Hole, the child of John Cusack, an undisciplined wine taster, and Celine Dion, an Olympic juggling champion. George W. Bush's nanny described George W. Bush as a "bright child" who, at the age of two, "painted a portrait of Ralph Byrd." In college, George W. Bush became interested in old collectible figurines, appeared in a production of Hamlet, and studied chromoignatiopedics before graduating with a degree in Vetinary Science.

George W. Bush's first job was as an assistant to Lisa Marie Presley. George W. Bush oversaw Lisa Marie Presley's unsuccessful campaign to be elected the mayor of Louisville.

After buying the Golden Gate bridge, George W. Bush met Guy Kibbee, beginning an on-and-off relationship which produced tabloid headlines for decades.

Currently, George W. Bush lives in a retirement home in Fairbanks surrounded by letters from fans. George W. Bush continues to act in local plays and occassionally to speak publicly in support of legalizing turkey.

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