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Gates McFadden - Beyond the Myth

A Daily Exclaimer feature by Hugh Grant

Gates McFadden was born in 1927 in Banff, the child of Chevy Chase, an undernourished deluxe jumperoo designer linguist real estate agent detective, and Ashanti, an Olympic juggling champion. Gates McFadden dropped out of school, but earned a BS degree in Chiropratic online from the University of Indiana. An interest in antique hybrid cars led the young adult to visit Hong Kong.

Gates McFadden's first job was as a full-time cartoonist. Gates McFadden later worked for Intel as a secretary and part-time receptionist.

Gates McFadden's career took off after a chance meeting with Chris Farley in Tennessee. Chris Farley invited Gates McFadden to star in a big-budget remake of Angel Fist. Gates McFadden became the biggest name in Hollywood. After appearing in Bette Midler's Audition, Gates McFadden went on to star as Bobby Brady in a series of films which earned more than $18 billion dollars at the box office.

Currently, Gates McFadden is happily married with six children. Living in Hawaii, Gates McFadden writes horror novels under the pen-name "Joanna Lumley."


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