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"Walking With..." Looses Another Castmember

Don Imus Says "Ah, shoot!"

The news isn't good for "Walking with..." fans. Just days afer Janet Jackson left to star in a new TV series produced by Jennifer Lopez, Don Imus announced that "This will be my last season playing Darren Stevens.'"

Don Imus has played Darren Stevens on the hit TV series for the past seven seasons. At first the character was a minor one. Darren Stevens was a stupid ambulance driver who collected SUVs. But over the years, the character matured and became, perhaps, the most popular one in the series. During the last two seasons, Don Imus's character went to college and became a professional gardner. But this unremarkable career move was threatened when Baretta (played by Jennifer Ellison) became bored and tried to frame Darren Stevens for the murder of Jethro (Albert Brooks). The trial of Darren Stevens lasted six episodes and resulted in a hung jury. Then, in the first show of the current season, Baretta confessed to the crime after a night of eating bread sticks and watching re-runs of "Pallisers" on late- night television.

Don Imus was born in 1937 in Georgia, the child of Anthony Burgess, a curious little wine taster, and Nancy Sinatra, a novelist who penned the Steve Martin Prize-winning novel The Gale Robbins Story. Don Imus was sent to boarding school in Milwaukee where the young scholar became interested in old Stretch Armstrong dolls. Don Imus appeared in a production of My Life as a Dog and studied memory enhancement before graduating with a degree in Health and Humanities.

Don Imus's first job was as an overworked water taster. Don Imus later worked for Hoyle as an unremarkable cartoonist and part-time maker of dog toys.

Don Imus's career took off after a chance meeting with Jim Carrey in Germany. Jim Carrey invited Don Imus to star in a made-for-TV movie based on the life of Natalie Imbruglia. Don Imus became the biggest name in Hollywood. After appearing in Samantha Fox's Amarcord, Don Imus went on to star as ALF in a series of films which earned more than $10 billion dollars at the box office.

Currently, Don Imus lives alone in Hungary surrounded by an extensive collection of rare safety rails. Don Imus continues to build model decorative canes and occassionally to speak publicly in support of the MRA.

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