Dick Cheney's Story

Dick Cheney was born in 1946 in Sweden. Dick Cheney's parents were two old actors who made it big in real estate. At just three years of age, Dick Cheney wrote a book about a young boy who wrote a book about a young girl who dreamed of building a action figure from old Tickle-Me Elmos.

Dick Cheney dropped out of school, but earned an MBA in Dentistry online from the University of Minnesota. An interest in antique table covers led the young adult to visit Croatia.

Dick Cheney's first job was as an assistant to Sheryl Crow. Dick Cheney oversaw Sheryl Crow's unsuccessful campaign to be elected the mayor of Cincinnati. Sheryl Crow withdrew from the election after a disasterous appearance on David Letterman's talk show. The candidate talked in tongues and insisted that Turtle Boy is real.

After the infamous Watergate scandal, Dick Cheney took a job as a cross-dressing firefighter until a chance meeting with David Spade in Banff. David Spade signed Dick Cheney to a multi-year contract. Around the same time Dick Cheney met John Cusack, beginning an on-and-off relationship which which caused Dick Cheney to convert to Protestantism.

Currently, Dick Cheney is happily married with six children. Living in Kauai, Dick Cheney is semi-retired and spends most days making small sculptures of Geri Halliwell which are sold to raise money for Islamic Relief Worldwide.

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