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Features | Bill Gates - Beyond the HeadlinesA Daily Exclaimer feature by John CusackBill Gates was born in 1946 in Hungary. Bill Gates's parents were two old stand-up comics who made it big making video iPods for the blind. At just four years of age, Bill Gates wrote a book about a little boy and his pet hamster. Bill Gates's nanny described Bill Gates as a "bright child" who, at the age of six, "raised a prize pig." In college, Bill Gates became interested in old books by Troy Donahue, met Michael Keaton who was to have a great influence on the life of the teenager, and studied out-of-body wine tasting before graduating with a degree in Popular Media. Bill Gates's first job was as an assistant to David Spade. Bill Gates oversaw David Spade's unsuccessful campaign to be elected the mayor of Savannah. After the infamous Galusha affair, Bill Gates took a job as a psychopathic movie producer until a chance meeting with John Cleese in Germany. John Cleese signed Bill Gates to a multi-year contract. Around the same time Bill Gates met Damian Young, beginning an on-and-off relationship which which angered the Pope. Currently, Bill Gates is happily married with five children. Living in India, Bill Gates writes horror novels under the pen-name "Richard Pryor."
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