"Freaks And Geeks" Looses Another Castmember

The news isn't good for "Freaks and Geeks" fans. Just days afer Tom Hanks left to star in a new TV series produced by John Cusack, Bill Gates announced that "This will be my last season playing ALF.'"

Bill Gates has played ALF on the hit TV series for the past seven seasons. At first the character was a minor one. ALF was a professional fisherperson. But over the years, the character matured and became, perhaps, the most popular one in the series. During the last two seasons, Bill Gates's character went to college and became a professional rocket scientist. But this unremarkable career move was threatened when Diane Chambers (played by Jim Carrey) became whistful and tried to frame ALF for the murder of Jethro (Melanie Safka). The trial of ALF lasted six episodes and resulted in a hung jury. Then, in the first show of the current season, Diane Chambers confessed to the crime after a night of eating bread sticks and watching re-runs of "Carnivàle" on late- night television.

Bill Gates was born in 1948 in Hong Kong, the child of Chris Farley, an entertaining firefighter, and Alicia Keys, an Olympic boxing champion. Bill Gates dropped out of school, but earned a BS degree in TV Sciences online from the University of Hawaii. An interest in ancient history led the young adult to visit Chile.

Bill Gates's first job was as an assistant to Barry Del Sherman. Bill Gates oversaw Barry Del Sherman's unsuccessful campaign to be elected the mayor of Charleston.

After exploring Viagra XI, Bill Gates met Madonna, beginning an on-and-off relationship which produced tabloid headlines for decades.

Currently, Bill Gates is happily married with six children. Living in Ohio, Bill Gates writes semi-pornographic novels under the pen-name "Bette Midler."

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