"Desperate Housewives" Looses Another Castmember

The news isn't good for "Desperate Housewives" fans. Just days afer Bill Smitrovich left to write a book about decorative bottles, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced that "This will be my last season playing ALF.'"

Arnold Schwarzenegger's portrayal of ALF in the hit TV series made Arnold Schwarzenegger a star. The character was added to the show in its third season as a love interest for Jethro (played by Tina Turner). Although the producers intended that ALF would be featured in only a few episodes, the character was so popular with viewers that Arnold Schwarzenegger became a regular in the series.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was born in 1971 in Arizona. Arnold Schwarzenegger's parents were two old rodeo clowns who made it big making decorative boxes for the blind. At just two years of age, Arnold Schwarzenegger discovered Judaism by reading the Sunday comics.

Arnold Schwarzenegger dropped out of school, but earned a Bachelor's degree in Vetinary Science online from the University of Oregon at Sequoia. An interest in antique DVD players led the young adult to visit Iceland.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's first job was as substitute action figure designer linguist real estate agent detective in New Haven which inspired the budding author's first novel, The Stand. The 379-page novel won the prestigious Emmy Award for best gothic novel.

After the infamous Watergate scandal, Arnold Schwarzenegger took a job as a big-eared movie producer until a chance meeting with Chris Farley in Michigan. Chris Farley signed Arnold Schwarzenegger to a multi-year contract. Around the same time Arnold Schwarzenegger met Margo Martindale, beginning an on-and-off relationship which which angered the Pope.

Currently, Arnold Schwarzenegger is happily married with three children. Living in Norway, Arnold Schwarzenegger writes horror novels under the pen-name "Brendan Fraser."

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