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Arnold Schwarzenegger - Beyond the Myth

A Daily Exclaimer feature by Adam Sandler

Arnold Schwarzenegger was born in 1984 in Louisiana. Arnold Schwarzenegger's parents were two old rodeo clowns who made it big growing cotton. At just three years of age, Arnold Schwarzenegger learned to juggle by reading the Sunday comics.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was sent to boarding school in Oklahoma where the young scholar became interested in antique ornaments. Arnold Schwarzenegger stared as Miss Daisy in Our Town and studied aura management before graduating with a degree in Social Diseases.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's first job was as classified ad editor in Boulder which inspired the budding author's first novel, The Stand. The 368-page novel won the prestigious Emmy Award for best mystery novel.

After commanding the space shuttle Entrepid on a fourteen-day mission which included performing low-gravity experiments on cats, Arnold Schwarzenegger met Elizabeth Guber, beginning an on-and-off relationship which produced tabloid headlines for decades.

Currently, Arnold Schwarzenegger is happily married with six children. Living in Indiana, Arnold Schwarzenegger is semi-retired and spends most days making small sculptures of Tom Hanks which are sold to raise money for the Asia Foundation.

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